How do I look? I look like this..
That’s me! Yeah!
The look when I’m asleep
When I’m really really busy..
What do I learn in school?
[Part 2 The Delta Force]
Ok, enough of myself. Now is my gang [Those I always hang out with].
Due of the size of his head, I have to make it into two pictures. Sorry for any inconvenient caused.
Next will be none other than
Coming up is the one whose photo got nominated under Camera Shy 3
ERIC
And our temporary new recruit..
JONATHAN
Joe! Who had left for study in Curtin.
We are the Delta Force, below are our famous quotes:
“We can defend the Omaha Beach with only 6 people bah!”
“Battle of the Bulge, Axis assault only took us 5 minutes!”
“You’ll never know where I am even after you died.”
“I can shoot moving target.”
Aldrin 2008.
“Any tanks around?”
“Sniper, sniper lar. Wait till he sees me.”
“I will aim my artillery shells at your feet.”
“Here, take my tank, I’ll repair yours.”
“I can sunk your ship in one hit.”
Soon Eng 2008.
“Hehe! I know where you are!”“My flying skill is so good bah!”
“I ever snipe a pilot from its cockpit.”Eric 2008.
Ta Da! The Delta FoRce!
Our current members are as follow, the ranks are based on experiences in LAN:
Sgt. Keith Chong (Medic/engineer)
Sgt. Chong Soon Eng (Anti-tank/engineer)
Sgt. Eric Soon (Sharpshooter/pilot)
Corporal
Cpl. Tan Kwang Yang (Assault)
Joe (Random)
Currently recruiting privates,
Our 2008 spring recruitment drive (3 posts)
Criteria:
1) Must possess a laptop (preferably a none-Acer unit).
2) Have experience in computer gaming for 3 years or more.
3) Preferably Swinburne Sarawak full time students.
4) Prepare to have open house for LAN party.
5) 17 years old and above.
6) Good health conditions
7) Able to communicate in English.
8) Willing to travel.
9) Like joining LAN Parties.
10) Likes to play computer games
Terms and conditions:
1) We as members of Delta FoRce have the rights not to accept any application without any reason.
2) All applications will go through meetings and discussions and our decisions are final. No appeals will be considered.
3) Those who are close to us have the highest priority to be recruited.
4) Only short listed candidates will be informed.
5) Processing fees is applied upon acceptance to Delta FoRce.
6) Delta FoRce may cancel the recruitment without prior notice.
7) Upon accepted, basic training on specialist skills and vehicle handling will be given.
8) New recruit will go through a probationary period. The length of the period is decided by the members of Delta FoRce.
9) We as members of Delta FoRce have the rights to kick and/or ban any probationary member found to be offending other member(s).
10) We as members of Delta FoRce have the rights to accept anyone even if he/she does not fulfill one or any of the criteria or terms and conditions above.
Anyone who is interested can write down your name and faculty in the comment box and we will arrange a time for the interview.
There is an easier way, just sms us to inform you when will be the next LAN Party and the venue if you are interested. Refer to Terms and Conditions 10 :p
We are now moving on to the Road to Rome, Battlefield 1942 expansion.
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4 comments:
Camwhoring! Hahaha.
And aa. Your 'Delta Force' advert make it seem like we so pro like that. But in reality we all n00b till cannot n00b =P Applicants (if any) are probably all way more pro than us. Haha!
Other things:
1. It's Battle of the BULGE.
2. The photo of my head is HORRENDOUS.
3. The link to "Holiday Frenzy" is broken.
Fixed problem 1 & 3. I'd like to keep the second one though till I found a suitable head. Hopefully, than we can learn frpm them. Haha!
Wah Piang eh.. I seriously doubt your photographing abilities, not including your own photos.
In any case, I'm a not even a sharpshooter. I just bring mess to anyone, whether be ally of enemy.
Come on lar Eric, if I said you always cause trouble, who wanna play with us? It's for publicity purposes bah!
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